Episodes

After another successful deep dive into a season of Aqua Teen, it's time to look back on 2004's pop culture, Adult Swim lineup, and Season 3 as a whole. Getting into such exciting territory as "Ronnie's Top 3 Episodes" and "Ronnie's Top 3 Villains," this is not a podcast episode for the faint of heart. We ponder on what Season 3 introduced to the world of Aqua Teen, as well as what it left in the dust. Other topics discussed include Fullmetal Alchemist 2003 vs Brotherhood, the changing tide of A...

If you're looking for someone to dollsit for you.... Carl probably isn't your guy. Taking yet another break from writing solely for the Teens, Matt and Dave give us what we always wanted: an episode based on Carl. The big man himself must watch Meatwad's dolls for him while the ATHF are on vacation in Florida, and he... doesn't do a great job. We also get into how making Aqua Teen was an iterative and interactive process, the amazing footage of the vocal recordings for this episode (and the bit...

Have you ever wanted to see Master Shake trip balls? Yeah? Well, did you also want to see an amazingly bad play? Great, Hypno-Germ is the episode for you! Inspired by a fake logline, Matt and Dave were growing tired of writing for the Teens so they decided to make a play instead. Tim and Eric make their television debut, Fred Armisen enters the world of Adult Swim, Janeane Garofalo masterfully plays a bad actress, and Bob Odenkirk brings tears to all eyes in the house... even his own. The Onion ...

If you had an all-powerful ancient tee shirt, what would you use it for? Good? Evil? Summoning the Easter Bunny? If you chose the latter, I've got the episode for you. In this "Meatwad gets powers" episode, Shake steals Osiris's shirt-- just for it to shrink down in the laundry. Dang. Meatwad gets the hand-me-down, with clear instruction to carry out Shake's desires... except Meatwad can't quite figure it out. Meatwad brings forth the Easter Bunny (and his brother, Daryl), Santa Claus, Eggzilla ...

Have you ever felt unqualified for a job? Dusty Gozongas hasn't. Despite not knowing what she's even supposed to do, Dusty is happy to be along for the ride... and the advances from Carl and Shake. In this opposite take on Mail Order Bride, Dusty doesn't mind hanging with Carl and Shake-- as long as they can keep their hands to themselves. Which they can't. Other topics discussed include the science of blacklights, not being allowed to play with your KISS action figures, and internet techs purpo...

What lengths would you go to to lose weight? Would you ingest parasites, withering away until you die? Would you suck out your insides with a shop vac? Or would you eat healthy and exercise? Meatwad is faced with this very decision in South Bronx Paradise Diet. Frylock bosses Meatwad around. Meatwad wants an iPod mini. Shake thinks he's in Star Wars. Carl is the perfect host... to parasites. Other topics discussed include being an American Idiot, trying to eat healthy in a society that seemingly...

Do you have what it takes to become the Moon Master? Realistically, you probably do. The Mooninites are back with a surefire scheme-- rope the Aqua Teens into a pyramid scheme. Using the easiest game of all time as a litmus test, anyone can be a Moon Master.... if they have the cash. Shake puts chocolate in Meatwad's game console. Meatwad bought the three-pak. Frylock gets swarmed by poor financial opportunities. Carl wants a sports car. Bob Pettitt gives us some background info on this fantasti...

Would you rather pawn the TV for a couple weeks, or get a job? Shake chose the latter, and lemme tell ya, he was WRONG. First of all, you have no TV watching time when you're working! Also, somebody has to watch your kid... and it shouldn't be Carl. In this episode, Frylock builds Robositter, who turns out to be horrible. Shake has been shooting t-shirts into the yard for weeks. Meatwad gets high. Carl watches pilates. We dig into this wonderfully paced episode of Aqua Teen featuring the equally...

Please come visit me, dawg... but only if you're a vampire. In the third MC Pee Pants installment, our favorite shower-cap wearing, yellow eyed, diaper sporting rapper returns as a dying old man. In his lust for eternal life, he ends up... well, dying sooner. We dig into Dave Willis's thoughts on this episode, how it compares to the previous MC Pee Pants features, and Meatwad's finger on the musical pulse. Other topics discussed include using a video game to win a real professional sporting even...

How far would you go to be on the cutting edge of technology? For Master Shake, he'd rather be dead than not in the eHelmet ecosystem... and luckily for him, he does end up dead. Carl gets addicted to VR human-animal relations. Meatwad wipes a boogie. Frylock listens to Mozart. We dive all into eDork and how the ATHF team masterfully creates a compelling episode despite its extremely limited mobility. Other topics discussed include iPod song capacities, VR accessories, and how to convey bestiali...

PRAISE HIM, for he is carrying the messiah! Well, messiahs... with eight legs. This episode of Aqua Teen takes on two real life targets: billboard-induced religious fervor, and standards and practices. Meatwad gets pregnant. Frylock pirates software. Shake convinces a man to kill himself. Carl gets shot by poopy boy Ted Nugent. George Lowe teaches us how to appropriately blow a nun's head off. Other topics discussed include wrapping presents, Ashlee Simpson dancing on SNL, and spaghetti Jesus. R...

The Mooninites are back! Their first dedicated episode in two years, Ignignokt and Err enlist the Aqua Teens to help them cash a check.... but it's actually a bill. A radioactive bill. Oops! Uncle Cliff gets killed. Carl gets shaved. Frylock gets fed up. We talk about the Mooninites working with the Aqua Teens, the possible confusion around Spacecataz, and Meatwad with a mustache. Other topics discussed include greasy fingers, Nintendo Wii, and angry customers. References: • Adult Swim Orders Ne...

What would you do with a shrink (and also growth) ray? Would you increase food sizes to feed the poor? Would you use it to advance humanity's technological achievements? Or would you make your johnson bigger? If you chose the latter, I've got the episode for you. Meatwad thinks all chips are for eating, but he doesn't poop. Shake throws up on his own face and becomes a malevolent ruler. Frylock creates yet another amazing invention, just to destroy it. Carl gets a bigger johnson.... not like he ...

If you could talk to the dead, what would you want to talk about? If your answer is "someone's sister's baby", then I've got the game for you-- VIDEO OUIJA! Meatwad's obsession with this game gives Shake an idea: to insert himself into the game, and ruin the experience for Meatwad. While he is successful in becoming a ghost and entering the Video Ouija, his plan didn't account for one thing: Meatwad having a short attention span and moving on to a new game. Frylock recruits BillyWitchDoctor.com ...