Season 2

Talkin' all about Season 2, from the biggest bits of pop culture from the time, to my favorite episodes + villains of the season, to its impact on Aqua Teen as a whole! • AQUA TEEN SEASON 2 EPISODE RANKING (personal tierlist)...

How many villains does it take to defeat the Aqua Teens? Unfortunately, this episode doesn't get to the bottom of this... but it DOES rock you like a hurricane! The Last One closes out ATHF's historic 2003 run on the highest ...

Money can tear people apart.... alongside defectively cloned television sets. These two evils almost cause the demise of the Aqua Teens, until they unite to face a greater evil: someone telling them what to do. In one of the ...

Want to know the quickest way to get your roommate to move out? Easy! Just emulate Mr David Lynch I'm On TV. In this episode of Aqua Teen, Frylock moves out, Shake keeps on doing whatever he wants, and Meatwad suffers. Plus, ...

If your weird neighbors invited you to Thanksgiving dinner (in December), would you go? No? Well what if the food smells good, does that change your mind? It does? BIG MISTAKE, BUSTER! Because a giant metal turkey from the fu...

Would you sacrifice your entire identity as a human being for a brief moment of beauty? Carl did, and he paid the ultimate price: he became a clown. In this episode of Aqua Teen, Meatwad's desire for a new termite pet destroy...

Imagine buying a home security system so incredible that it causes aliens to crash land in front of your house. How would you feel? Shocked? Excited? Annoyed? If you choose the last option, you might be Carl. In this episode ...

We've all met someone like the Wisdom Cube. A guy who just won't. shut. up. He jabbers on about the dumbest stuff you could never care about. Also, he's kind of a douche. Well, in this episode, we get to see the Aqua Teens de...

Who needs a kidney when you can have a new car? In this slice-of-life episode, the boys attempt to fix up The Hotwad, but it doesn't go to plan... mostly for Carl. One of the very last TV-PG episodes of Aqua Teen, Ronnie gush...

Imagine the best sandwich you've ever had. Like, ever. Now imagine if you ate it all, you'd die. Would you be able to resist? Master Shake wasn't. In this dread-filled episode, the William's Street crew pushes Aqua Teen to th...

If you had a monster in the attic, how would you react? Would you kill it? Would you force it to leave? Or would you take pity on its lameness, helping it become a monster of legendary proportions? If you chose the third opti...

Are you sick and tired of that boring old "Happy Birthday" song? Master Shake has you covered. Combining two of rock's biggest stars, Geddy Lee (voiced by Matt Maiellaro) and Zakk Wylde (voiced by the actual Zakk Wylde), Shak...

Master Shake is in some serious legal trouble... in the woods. Carl is being used as a human Post-It note. Frylock tries to work within the system to save his friends, but quickly realizes the system is stupid. Giving us more...

Has science gone too far? On his mission to rid the world of unnecessary water waste, Frylock (naturally) kills Carl. After several attempts to bring him back-- some involving trees, cadavers, and eyeballs-- Carl gets a nice ...

If you had access to the stargate.. sorry, FAR gate, how would you use it? Would you steal from the world's banks? Use it to fast travel to different continents for leisure? Or would you use it to steal cable? If you chose th...

Frylock will do anything to beat Wayne "The Main Brain" McClain at bar trivia. ANYTHING. Frylock wants those bar dollars. "Well surely he wouldn't ludovico technique his friends over the course of a week, force feeding all th...

Meatwad is a man of many mysteries. While Frylock clearly has powers throughout the show, Meatwad gets them occasionally... sort of. In a Stephen King inspired "Meatwad gets powers" episode, instead of abusing Shake or Fryloc...

If your roommate didn't pay the bills, how would you handle it? Would you kick him out? Would you pay them yourself? Would you do nothing to team him a lesson? If you chose the latter, you might be Frylock. Shake and Frylock ...

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice... do what now? Meatwad falls for yet another MC Pee Pants scheme (this time feeding da shorteez, AKA accumulating dangerous amounts of fly digestive acid to break into the First Nati...

The Aqua Teens react in their own ways to their new alien friend, Travis of the Cosmos. Frylock becomes a strict parent. Meatwad becomes a tattletale. Shake... passes out most of the episode. We get some insight from the wond...

If your friend got plastic surgery, how would you handle it? Would you congratulate them? Would you ignore it? Or would you continue to point out their flaws, encouraging them to turn themselves into monsters? If you chose th...

If a caveman stole your computer, would you install games on it for him? Well Frylock does, and its a big mistake. Jon Glaser plays Oog, a sassy business-savy prehistoric douche. Taking the fruits of Frylock's labor, Oog make...

If you won two tickets to the Super Bowl, who would you bring? After pitting Carl and Master Shake against each other, Meatwad decides to bring.... Boxy Brown. A classic "Meatwad's power goes to his head" episode, Carl and Sh...

I have one question for you: Who is The Drizzle? Master Shake takes on the persona of The Drizzle (and later, The Fume)-- totally ignoring the fact he is already a super detective. In this microcosm of an episode, Dana Snyder...